TWISTED FAIRY TALES MISS MUFFET-MCFARLANE MONSTERS-2005-NEFARIOUS PRESENTATION`!

 

TWISTED FAIRY TALES MISS MUFFET-MCFARLANE MONSTERS-2005-NEFARIOUS PRESENTATION`!

 

MCFARLANE

MONSTERS

TWISTED FAIRY TALES

ELITE MONSTER SERIES

2005

GOTH-BONDAGE

MISS MUFFET

A HUGE SPIDER OF DIMENSIONS FAR TOO LARGE-THE SIZE OF OUR MISS MUFFET...

 A BOWL OF CURDS AND WHEY~!!!~

A STOOL TO SIT AND EAT OR HAS IT BEEN OVERTURNED IN A SUDDEN ATTACK???

MISS MUFFET'S OUTFIT...

STEAMY FUSHIA...

KNEE-HIGH -HIGH HEELED BOOTS WITH A FUSHIA STRIPE UP THE MIDDLE OF THE BOOTS...

A COLOR COORDINATED BUSTIER....

BLACK HEAD MASK WITH FUSHIA STRAPING....

AND BIZARRE YET COOL BLACK LEATHER GLOVES..

SOME STRAPS

AND CUTAWAY DESIGNS....

COVERED WITH A HUGE SPIDER ATTACKING

OUR MISS MUFFET...

DEADLY BARBED LEGS GROWING FROM IT'S BODY...

AS SHARP PINCHER MOUTH LUSTS FOR A NEW MEAL...

???

TORN FLESH SEEMS TO BE IN THE MAKING-

ITS SEEMS THAT

OUR MISS MUFFET

WILL PUT UP A SEIOUS FIGHT...

SOME DAYS ...IT JUST DOESN'T PAY TO EAT YOUR CURDS AND WHEY......

AND ALONG CAME A SPIDER...

WHO SAT DOWN BESIDE HER...

AND THEN...

WITHOUT A SOUND

POUNCED UPON HER

AND A MOST COLD-BLOODED SOULESS FIGHT BEGAN...

AN ADROIT PERVERSE AND QUITE GOTH-BONDAGE MISS MUFFET AND FEAR-OOZING RENDERING

OF

THE INFAMOUS SPIDER

FROM MASTERS AT MCFARLANE...The fourth series featured Twisted Fairy Tales. The figures were of classic children’s stories, including Peter Pumpkin-Eater, Hansel & Gretel, Little Miss Muffet, Humpty Dumpty, & Red Riding Hood, and incorporated many of the gory elements that consumers had come to expect from McFarlane, but with a sense of ironic humor.

A SERIES-UNIQUE-

LIMITED PRODUCTION

AND UNSURPASSED IN CONCEPT, EXECUTION AND DESIGN~!!!~

A NEFARIOUS

AND

QUITE

PERVERSE SET OF FAIRY TALE DENIZENS

-BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BIG BAD SPIDER

LARGE AS OUR MISS MUFFET

 IN THE SETTING

CURDS AND WHEY IN A BOWL  LEAPING OUT. ...

A STOOL PERHAPS OVERTURNED...

A MOST

UNFAIRY TALE...

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY...

DO YOU DARE????

 

HEARTLESS

WICKED

EVIL

A TRUE TW3ISTED FAIRY TALE OF OUR

MISS MUFFET

AND

THE NEFARIOUS SPIDER~!!!~

UNWAVERING ATTENTION TO DETAIL AND WICKED COLORS FROM MCFARLANE 2005

THE COOLEST

PERVERSE...PRESENTATION OF OUR

MISS MUFFET

AND

THE RAVAGING HUGE SPIDER

ONE WILL EVER SEE...

OR ON THE OTHER HAND.. NOT SEE...

GRANT THIS COLLECTIBLE AS A FINE DISPLAY PIECE~!!!~

 

CLASSIC MACABRE CHARACTERS

WITH

A HORRIFYING TWIST

MOVE IT

OR THE SPIDERS WILL COME TO YOUR SIDE, WANTED OR NOT...

FOREVER-LET IT NOT BE YOUR BLOOD THAT OOZES FROM

THE SPIDER WITH THE INSATIABLE APPETITE

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YOUR

MACFARLANE MONSTERS-TWISTED FAIRY TALES-2005-

COMES ENCASED IN A PLASTIC MOLDED BUBBLE THAT IS CLEAR, UNMARRED AND INTACT.

THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE NEW, UNOPENED AND FACTORY SEALED AND IN SHEER PRISTINE CONDITION~!~

THE TWISTED FAIRY TALE CHARACTER 

OUR MISS MUFFET

COMMANDS YOU

YOU CAN RUN

BUT YOU CAN NOT HIDE -HUNGRY AND LOOKING FOR A MEAL-THE HUGE BIZARRE ANDS RELENTLESS

SPIDER... 

WILL FIND YOU AND THE MOST HIDEOUS NIGHTMARE WILL BE YOUR WORLD...~!!!~

 

WIRE TWIN-HELLRAISER-SERIES 1-CHAINS-KNIFE-UNIQUE-NEW

WIRE TWIN-HELLRAISER-SERIES 1-CHAINS-KNIFE-UNIQUE-NEW

 

WIRE TWIN

WITH A LONG BLACK TONGUE THAT IS WICKED~!!!~

HELLRAISER

NECA

2003

RUSTY, BUT SHINING (FROM BLOOD???) CHAINS AND HOOKS

A CENOBITE FEMALE DELUXE

BLOODY LONG KNIFE

EXTRA BLACK LONG-FINGERNAILED HAND-TO DO SUCH NEFARIOUS THINGS-BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION~!!!~

PART OF PUZZLE BOX

RETIRED

SUPERB CONDITION

HELLRAISER'S WIRE TWIN IS NOT SOMEONE TO

PLAY WITH.....

UNDER ANY CONDITIONS~!~!~!

THIS HIGHLY DETAILED COLLECTIBLE FIGURE COMES FROM NECA, 2003-AND GIVES AN ASTOUDING RENDERING OF OUR

WIRE TWIN

WIRES-GLEAMING TO BRIGHTEN YOUR GLOOMY DAY- FROM THE TOP OF WIRE TWIN'S HEAD THRU HER CHIN TO WIRE TWIN'S CHEST.....

TORSO FLAYED AND OPEN ORGANS A SHINING.....

LEATHER-SADO OUTFIT WITH HIGH HEELED BLACK BOOTS, BLACK LEATHER PANTS AND WHAT THERE IS OF A TOP.....

THE LONG BLACK PONY-TAIL AND THE FAR TOO LONG BLACK TONGUE....

THIS ATTENTION TO DETAIL MAKES THIS HELLRAISER COLLECTIBLE OF THE "WIRE TWIN" A MUST FOR YOUR ASTUTE COLLECTION.....

AS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER.....GRAB HER...BEFORE YOUR "WIRE TWIN" IS GONE~!!!~

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YOUR "WIRE TWIN "MEASURES AN EERIE 7 INCHES IN SHEER BIZARRE HEIGHT~!~!~!

YOU ALSO GET A SECTION OF THE INFAMOUS PUZZLE BOX~!~!~!~

NOT TO MENTION THE CHAINS WITH UNSUBTLE MEAT HOOKS, KNIFE AND AN EXTRA HAND TO HOLD MORE BIZARRE SIGHTS~!~

YOUR WIRE TWIN-HELLRAISER-REEL TOYS NECA-SERIES ONE-2003-RETIRED-COMES ON A LARGE CARD THAT IS FLAT AND HAS LITTLE IF ANY STORAGE WEAR ON EDGES OR CORNERS, A FINE PRESENTATION FOR AN SERIOUS HELLRAISER FAN~!!!~

THE BUBBLE IS CLEAR, UNMARRED AND INTACT.

THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE NEW, UNOPENED AND FACTORY SEALED AND IN WHOOLY-TERROR FLAWLESS CONDITION~!~

GRAB THIS "BAD GIRL" BEFORE SHE TEARS YOUR HEART APART.....

  

NEW, UNOPENED, FACTORY SEALED AND IN EXCELLENT CONDITION~!~

EXCUSE ME......

THERE'S SOMETHING HANGING FROM YOUR MOUTH....

GADZOOKS......THAT'S YOUR TONGUE~!~?~!~?~!

HOSTEL-JOHANN-CHAINSAW KILLER-MEDICON-ULTRA DETAIL-CHAINSAW-MACHETE-ERRIE-RARE

HOSTEL-JOHANN-CHAINSAW KILLER-MEDICON-ULTRA DETAIL-

CHAINSAW-MACHETE-ERRIE-RARE

 

HOSTEL

ULTRA DETAIL FIGURE

MEDICOM

DIAMOND COMICS

THE CHAINSAW WIELDING KILLER

JOHANN-THE GE
RMAN CLIENT

MACHETE

CHAINSAW

2 ALTERNATE ARMS

BLOODY LEATHER BUTCHER APRON

VIKING HELMET

FACE MASK

TENNIS SHOES

JEANS

RED SHIRT

MEDICON

RETIRED-RARE

SUPERB DETAIL-FANTASTIC DISPLAY PIECE

 

THIS WILL MAKE YOU THINK TWICE ABOUT BACKPACKING THROUGH EUROPE…..

AND LISTENING TO STRANGERS …..

 

AFTER SOME PARTYING…..

OH WHAT FUN…..

JOSH IS DRUGGED, WAKES UP TO BE KILLED BY THE ODDBALL DUTCH BUSINESSMAN THEY HAD MET ON A TRAIN (CONSIDERED A CLIENT NOW)

THE LATE JOSH’S BUDDY PAXTON TRIES TO FIND JOSH, UPON FINDING THE HOSTELPAXTON SEES JOSH’S CORPSE BEING CHOPPED UP BY THE DUTCH BUSINESSMAN ( A CLIENT) PAXTON THEN GET JUMPED AND NOW

OUR CHAIN SAWED JOHANN APPEARS

AND STARTS TO MUTILATE PAXTON BUT ALL THAT CHANGES…

YOU GOTTA WATCH THE MOVIE HOSTEL NOW…..

MEDICON HAS A REPUTATION FOR LARGER FIGURINES AND DOES ACTION FIGURES ALSO AND PAYS RAPT ATTENTION TO ALL DETAILS AND HUES,

BRINGING YOU JOHANN,THE GERMAN CLIENT, OUR FRIEND WITH THE VIKING HELMET AND CHAINSAW….

YOU GET ALTERNATE HANDS TO GRIP AND WIELD A MASSIVE

MACHETE~!~!~!~

BOTH THE FILM AND THE “HOSTEL” AND CHARACTERS ARE TOTALLY OFF THE EDGE, BUT FOR LOVERS OF THE BIZARRE AND UTTERLY STRANGE AND SCARY…

HOSTEL

WILL BE A CULT CLASSIC WITH IT’S OWN FOLLOWING…..

COLLECTORS OF THE BIZARRE AND  HORROR FILM BUFFS WILL FIND THIS RARE PIECE A TREASUREFOR YOUR ADROIT COLLECTION…..

AN INCREDIBLE STARTING PIECE….

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MEDICOM HAS DELIVERED A FINE COLLECTIBLE ACTION FIGURE FROM

LIONSGATE'S FILM.....

HOSTEL

YOUR MEDICON-DIAMOND COMICS-CHAINSAW JOHANN-HOSTEL COMES ON A CARD THAT IS FLAT AND SHOWS LITTLE IF ANY SHELF WEAR.

THE PLASTIC BUBBLE IS CLEAR, INTACT AND UNMARRED.

THE INTERIOR AND CONTENT ARE NEW, UNOPENED AND IN UTTER FLAWLESS CONDITION~!!!~

 

WATCH OUT FOR THE STRANGER THAT TELLS YOU THERE IS AN UNDOCUMENTED HOSTEL IN SLOVAKIA WITH BEAUTIFUL-AMERICAN-LOVING WOMEN….

 

SOLDIER APE-PLANET OF THE APES-MEDICOM-WEAPONS-VARIANT COSTUME-RETIRED-RARE-2000

 

SOLDIER APE-PLANET OF THE APES-MEDICOM-WEAPONS-VARIANT COSTUME-RETIRED-RARE-2000

MEDICOM

ULTRA DETAIL FIGURE

-RARE

VARIANT

INCLUDES DIFFERENT COSTUME

~!!!~

PLANET OF THE APES

:SOLDIER APE TV

ULTRA DETAILED FIGURE...

FACTORY SEALED...

RARE....

FROM THE CREW...

AT MEDICOM

"VERY VERY COOL"

RETIRED-

NEW-FACTORY SEALED.

THE PLANET OF THE APES CHARACTER IS

6 INCHES TALL

WEAPONS:

BATON

RIFLE

AND WEAPONS BELT

SUPERB DETAIL & COLORS+!!!+

DETAIL THAT IS AMAZING---

MEDICOM

WAS A MASTER AT ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIBLES~!!!~

HAS MORE THAN DELIVERED THE GOODS…

THE TREASURE OF

 A SOLDIER APE

VARIANT

WHITE TRIMMED COSUME

WITH  WEAPONS BELT

BATON

AND RIFLE...
RELENTLESS SOLDIERS WHO SEE HUMANS AS A FORM OF CATTLE...

AND READY TO DO BATTLE...

THE SCULPTING IS EXCELLENT FROM THE WEAPONS TO THE UNIFORM...AND THE DETAIL OF THE FACE IS SUPERB AND UNIQUE FOR AN ACTION FIGURE MAKING THESE COLLECTIBLES

TRULY A SUPERB RENDERING OF THE SOLDIER APES.....

WITH RAPT ATTENTION TO DETAIL 

YOUR SOLDIER APE VARIANT

BECOMES VERY LIFELIKE WITH A FEEL FOR THE FILM AS IF YOU WERE THERE...

A COOL COLLECTIBLE…A HARD FIND~!!!~

SOLDIER-APE-PLANET-OF-THE-APES-MEDICOM-WEAPONS-VARIANT-COSTUME-RETIRED-RARE-2000-

YOUR-:APE TV-PLANET OF THE APES-COSTUME VARIANT-WEAPONS-RETIRED-MEDICOM-RARE-COMES ENCLOSED IN A WINDOW BOX MOLDER BLISTER- THAT IS INTACT,UNMARRED, -WINDOW IS CLEAR.

MOUNTED ON A LONG CARD THAT IS FLAT, UNMARRED AND IN EXCELLENT CONDITION

THE ONLY EXCEPTION IS THERE IS A BIT OF WEAR ON THE INSIDE OF THE J-HOOK, BUT DOES NOT TAKE AWAY FROM THE COOLINESS OF THIS GREAT DISPLAY PRESENTATION~!!!~

THE CONTENTS AND THE INTERIOR ARE NEW, UNOPENED, FACTORY SEALED WITH YOUR COLLECTIBLE MEDICOM- ACTION FIGURE IN PRISTINE CONDITION~!~

WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~

SIN CITY-WENDY-B&W VARIANT-GUN-REMOVABLE ROBE~COOL~NEW

 

SIN CITY-WENDY-B&W VARIANT-GUN-REMOVABLE ROBE~COOL~NEW

 

SIN CITY

WENDY-BLACK &WHITE VARIANT VERSION

 

REEL TOYS-NECA

JAIME KING

NEW-FACTORY SEALED

RETIRED RARE

 AN OLD TOWN ENFORCER

SMALL SNUB NOSE .38 REVOLVER-INTERCHANGEABLE ARMS-REMOVABLE ROBE

SUPERB DETAILING

 

GOLDIE, DA DREAM COME TRUE FOR MARV, WAS MURDERED BY THAT SICKO KEVIN ROARKE AS GOLDIE LAY BESIDE MARV…..

THAT THERE PUT MARV ON A ONE TRACK RAMPAGE…TO GET WHATEVER BASTARDS KILLED HIS GOLDIE…..

AIN’T NUTTIN’ IN THIS WORLD IS GONNA STOP MARV, OH YEAH…THEY SET UP MARV FOR GOLDIE’S MURDER…NICE TOUCH…..

AS MARV STORMS THRU HIS RAMPAGE TO FIND GOLDIE’S KILLER…..

MARV LOOKS AT A CAR COMIN’ AT HIM AND MARV, HE THINKS HE NEEDS HIS MEDICATION SOMETHIN’ SERIOUS CAUSE HE SEES GOLDIE….PROBLEM IS…SHE’S DRILLING MARV POINT BLANK FROM HER REVOLVER-!!!-

TOUGH AS HELL,OLE MARV SHRUGS OFF THE BULLET HOLES AND DOWNS A VIAL OF MEDS…BUT  QUICK-!!!-

MARV ENDS UP IN OLD TOWN ASKIN’ ALL “DA GIRLS” IF THEY KNOW GOLDIE AND HEARD ANYTHING IN DA GRAPEVINE ABOUT WHO KILLED HER…..

MARV WAKES UP BOUND AND GET SLAPPED BIG TIME BY THE DAME THAT COULD BE GOLDIE’S TWIN…..

AND LO AND BEHOLD SHE IS GOLDIE’S TWIN, WENDY-AN OLD TOWN ENFORCER AND GOLDIE  IS THE DECEASED  DREAM GIRL…..THINGS GET SORTED OUT AND WENDY DRIVES MARV, WHO’S GOT PLANS FOR KEVIN ROARKE TO GO TO ROARKE’S FARM WHERE THAT SICKO KEVIN IS…

AS MARV HEADS OUT TO GET THAT “HOPPIN’ LITTLE BASTARD”-WENDY TELLS MARV “KILL HIM MARV-KILL HIM GOOD!!!”

FOR YOUR SIN CITY PLEASURE WE OFFER YA’S A  THE BLACK AND WHITE VERSION OF DA DAME,

 

 WENDY……

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 IN VARIANT BLACK AND WHITE…..

 

·SMALL SNUB-NOSE REVOLVER (PROBABLY ,38’S)

·INTERCHANGEABLE ARMS

·REMOVABLE ROBE

IT DON’T TAKE NO BRAIN SURGEON TA FIGURE OUT THESE HERE ARE SERIOUS SIN CITY COLLECTIBLES-!!!-

FOR THOSE OF YA’S THAT GOT FRIENDS (YA LUCKY BASTARDS!!!) THIS HERE, IS A GIFT THAT’LL KEEP YOUR FRIEND, ….

YOUR SIN CITY  WENDY-BLACK AND WHITE VARIANT VERSION COMES ENCASED IN A PLASTIC MOLDED BUBBLE THAT IS CLEAR AND UNMARRED.

THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE FACTORY SEALED AND IN SHEER PRISTINE CONDITION~!~

GET THIS HERE DAME…AND QUICK BEFORE SOME OTHERS LUGS EDGE YAS OUT-!!!-

 

 

NEW, UNOPENED, FACTORY SEALED AND IN PRISTINE CONDITION-!-

 

“WENDY…..DON’T YA WOORY-!!!-

I GOT PLANS FOR THAT LITTLE HOPPIN BASTARD=!=”

“KILL HIM MARV, KILL HIM GOOD!!!”

’YA BET YOUR ASS WENDY-!!!_

 

WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~