SET OF 2-JACK SPARROW MOTORIZED BOAT&SKIFF ROWING PINTEL&DOG-ZAZZLE-2006-COOL~!

 

 

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

DEAD MANS CHEST

ZAZZLE-2006
PRISON ESCAPE

AND THEY ARE MOTORIZED:

the cards are not perfect, 

but new and factory sealed~!

WE WILL INCLUDE 4 NEW AA BATTERIES

MOTORIZED PRISON ESCAPE
-JACK SPRINGS OUT
IN ESCAPE COFFIN WITH LEG BONE PADDLE
 THE COFFIN BUMPS -SPINS AND GOES~!!!
MOTORIZED SKILL ROWING PINTEL AND PRISION DOG-BUMPS SPINS AND PINTEL SHAKES AS HE GOES HAS OARS TOO~!!!
 NEW AND NO LONGER IN PRODUCTION FOR THE COOLEST
 MOTORIZED JACK SPARROW AND PINTEL  FIGURES~!

WE PRESENT TO YOU A 
COOL

 SET OF TWO  TOYS AND COLLECTIBLE

   AND AN IMAGINATION OF FUN

YOUR JACK SPAROW AND YOUR PINTEL COME EACH ON A LARGE CARD WITH A PLASTIC BUBBLE-
THE CARDS ARE NOT PERFECT (SEE PHOTOS)BUT THE TOYS ARE NEW AND FACTORY SEALED IN PLASTIC BUBBLES
DEAD MANS CHEST
" IN BOLD COLORS~!!!~

TREAT YOURSELF~!!!~

 

LADY DEATH-1999-MOORE COLLECTIBLE-SWORD-BATTLE STAFF-!-

Moore collectibles

1999

LADY DEATH

SWORD OF DARKNESS

BATTLE STAFF

BATTLE ATTIRED

UNIQUE DISPLAY STAND

WITH LOGO

NEW-FACTORY SEALED

CHAOS COMICS CHARACTER

6 INCHES TALL

RARE-A HARD FIND

LONG RETIRED~!~

 

A SUPER NATURAL

DEMIGODDESS OF DESTRUCTION…..

LADY DEATH…..

ATTIRED IN A BATTLE OUTFIT, THAT IS LITTLE IF ANY....

MEANING HER SKILL WITH A SWORD WILL PROTECT HER SLIGHTLY CLAD BODY.....

 

FROM THE PLAGUE-RIDDEN DARK AGES ….LADY DEATH RULES A BLEAK UNDERWORLD CALLED……

THE ENDLESS GRAVEYARD…..

BUT HAS HER SIGHTS ON….. CONQUERING EARTH…

 

WATCH OUT--!!!—

 

YOU ARE FITTING TO BE HER NEXT VICTIM~!!!~

 

A MOORE ACTION COLLECTIBLE FROM 1999, WITH ATTIRE THAT IS UTTERLY UNIQUE AND DONE WITH VIVID IMAGINATION+!!!+

 

A FANTASTIC ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIBLE TO BOLSTER YOUR ASTUTE COLLECTION~!~

 

A SUPREME GIFT…..

FOR THE ULTIMATE SCENE RECREATION….IT IS UP TO YOU~!!!~

 

YOUR LADY DEATH-1999-MOORE COLLECTION-

COMES ON CARD THE IS FLAT AND LITTLE IF ANY STORAGE WEAR FROM THE BOTTOM CORNERS. VERY SLIGHT LEAN ON TOP OF CARD.BUT IN NO WAY TAKES AWAY FROM THE PRESENTATION~!!!~

THE MOLDED PLASTIC BUBBLE IS INTACT , CLEAR AND UNMARRED.

THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE NEW, UNOPENED AND FACTORY SEALED AND IN SHEER FLAWLESS CONDITION+!+

 

WHEN I TELL YOU TO STEP BACK....

BE FORWARNED...

OTHERWISE.....OFF WITH YOUR HEAD~!!!~

 

 

WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~

we always combine

SIN CITY-YELLOW BASTARD SET-GRINNING&FROWNING-NEW-COOLbe glad yas can't smell em

 

 

 

SIN CITY

YELLOW BASTARD SET

GRINNING VERSION

FROWNING VERSION

NEW-FACTORY SEALED

2005

REEL TOYS-NECA

RETIRED-RARE

WHIP,DAGGER& SYRINGE

ATTIRED IN BOXER TRUNKS AND WITH LIGHTWEIGHT BOXING GLOVES

NICK STAHL

 

NOW, JUNIOR ROARK IS A POOR EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING…..

POLICEMAN JOHN HARTIGAN GOT DA GOODS ON DIS SERIAL CHILD MURDERER…TRACKED HIS SICK @SS DOWN AND SAVED NANCY CALLAHAN AND TOOK CARE OF BUSINESS BY BLOWING OFF HIS ARM…OH YEAH….HIS BALLS AND PECKER,,,,YEAH DEM TOO….

WELL HERE YA GO, FROM DA SLIME OF DAT ROARK FAMILY AND DA STINKIN’ UNDERBELLY OF OUR SIN CITY WE GOTS FOR YA….

A SET OF REEL TOYS-NECA’S 2005- TWO VERSIONS OF…..

 

·THE YELLOW BASTARD….

·THE GRINNING VERSION

·THE FROWNING VERSION

· 

DIS AIN’T NO HAPPY CAMPER HERE…AFTER HARTIGAN BLEW HALF OF THE PERVERT AWAY-OLE JUNIOR ROARK HAD A MESS OF OPERATION TO TRY TO FIX THE BASTARD…..

ONLY DES GUYS END UP WITH THIS YELLOW BASTARD, BAD ENOUGH HE AIN’T NO LADY CHARMER LOOKS LIKE SOME KINDA TROLL….I AIN’T KIDDIN…BUT HE STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN TOO…..NASTY=!=

THE YELLOW BASTARD IS OUT AND ABOUT THE TOWN AND SIN CITY AIN’T NO BETTER OFF WITH THIS YELLOW PERVERT OUT FOR REVENGE…..

DEFLY PORTRAYED BEFORE AND AFTER BY NICK STALH, HE PUTS LIFE INTO OUR YELLOW BASTARD SO WELL YAS CAN SMELL HIS STENCH__!!!__

 

DIS GUY GOTS A DAGGER, A WHIP AND A NASTY LOOKIN” SYRINGE AND HE AIN’T HAPPY==!!!==

THIS HERE SET OF THE GRINNIN" AN FROWIN’YELLOW BASTARDS IS A SIN CITY COLLECTOR’S DELIGHT-!!!-

FOR THE LUGS YA KNOW THAT LOVE THIS SIN CITY STUFF…..

KINDA DA GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING-!!!-

YOUR TWO VERSIONS SET OF THE SIN CITY YELLOW BASTARDS ,A GRINNIN" AND A FROWNIN" ARE SEPARATELY ENCASED IN A PLASTIC MOLDED BUBBLE THAT IS UNMARRED AND IN EXCELLENT CONDITION.

BOTH INTERIORS ARE FACTORY SEALED AND THE CONTENTS ARE UTTERLY FLAWLESS AND PRISTINE~!~

 

IF I WAS YOU, AND I AIN’T, YOUS YA MIGHT WANNA GET THESE YELLOW BASTARDS BEFORE, THIS STINKIN PERVERT GETS AN EYE FOR YOUS~!!!~

 

 

THESE HERE BAD BOYS ARE UNOPENED, FACTORY SEALED AND IN DOWNRIGHT PERFECT CONDITION…..YA CAN TAKE THAT TO DA BANK~!!!~

 

HARTIGAN, AS YOU HANG, I’LL TAKE NANCY TO THE BARN AND WHIP HER FOR HOURS…..THEN I’LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE….

HEY…YA YELLOW BASTARD…..I’LL SEE YA IN HELL…..REAL SOON~!!!!!~

WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~

FELICITY SHAGWELL-HEATHER GRAHAM-AUSTIN POWERS-GUN,FLAG,I.D-COOL!-NEW-YAH BABY~!

FELICITY SHAGWELL

AUSTIN POWERS

C.I.A. SIDEKICK

OF SORTS……

PERFORMED BY HEATHER GRAHAM

PEARL HANDLED REVOLVER

C.I.A. IDENTIFICATION

COMMUNICATOR

AMERICAN FLAG

DISPLAY STAND

MIRROR REFLECTION OF MS. SHAGWELL POSED WITH THE REVOLVER

ADD BATTERIES

AND FELICITY

SAYS “YOU’RE A GROOVY BOY”

THE SHEER BLUSTER

OF FELICITY’S

LAST NAME…..SORTA SAYS IT ALL……

NONETHELESS…

AN

ACTION FIGURE AUSTIN POWER'S COLLECTIBLE

THAT LEAVES A COLLECTION EMPTY WITHOUT

MS SHAGWELL~!!!~

MEASURING IN HER

 HOTPANTS

AND

MID-THIGH BOOTS

A FULL 6 INCHES.

MS. FELICITY SHAGWELL

(HEATHER GRAHAM)

WAITS FOR NO ONE…..

IT WOULD BE WISE TO CAPTURE

MS.FELICITY

BEFORE SHE DRIFTS AWAY OR

DOES THE HULLY GULLY

OTR THE SHIMMY

WITHOUT NOTICE~!!!!!~

YOUR FELICITY SHAGWELL

COMES ON CARD THAT IS FLAT WITH LITTLE OR NO SHELF WEAR.WITH PLASTIC SHELL THAT IS UNMARRED, INTACT AND CLEAR AND IN SUPERB  CONDITION~!~!~!~

TRUE AUSTIN POWER FANS…..

MOVIE COLLECTOR CONNOISSEURS……

FELICITY FANS…..

NEW, UNOPENED AND THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE IN SHEER PRISTINE CONDITION

OH MY FELICITY….. THOSE HOT PANTS…..HOW NAUGHTY~!!!!!~

WHY AUSTIN…..

YOU’RE A GROOVY BOY~!!!!!~

we always combine shipping~!!!~

we always combine shipping~!!!~

WE INVITE YOU TO HAVE YOUR SOUND ON AS THERE IS MUSIC FOR YOU AS YOU PERUSE OUR MANY LISTINGS~!!!~

WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!!!~

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PLEASE PERUSE OUR E-BAY STORE WE’VE OVER 400 ITEMS AND ADD NEW ITEMS OFTEN~!~!~!

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JAMES BOND-WAI LIN-LTD ED-007 TOMMOROW NEVER DIES-CLOTH OUTFIT-STAND-1997-RARE~!

 

 

 

NOW AREYOU READY NOW??

FOR 007

TOMMOROW NEVER DIES

LIMITED EDITION

WAI LIN

MICHELLE YEOH

HALF CIRCLE WINDOW DISPLAY BOX WITH

10 INCHES HIGH AND 4 3/4 WIDE

A

BACK PANEL THAT OPENS TO GIVE YOU CHARACTERS STORY AND FILMS

DISPLAY STAND

POSEABLE

CLOTH ATTIRE

1997

RARE-FACTORY SEALED

CONTAINER NOT PERFECT

(SEE PHOTOS-TEAR BY RIGHT HAND CORNER WINDOW ON CARDBOARD)

Wai Lin (Chinese 林慧) is a fictional character in the 1997 James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies, in which she was portrayed by Michelle Yeoh. The character has received critical acclaim, being widely regarded as one of the best "Bond girls" in the series.

Wai Lin is a spy for the Chinese People's External Security Force in the rank of colonel and skilled in martial arts. She first encounters Bond when she is sent (under the disguise as a Xinhua News Agency reporter) to investigate the disappearance of stealth material from a People's Liberation Army base that is connected to media mogul Elliot Carver's plan to start a war between the People's Republic of China and the United Kingdom. She later learns that Bond was sent by MI-6 to work on the same case. The two initially believe they have been ordered to kill each other, but eventually develop a wary mutual trust when they are both captured and imprisoned by Carver's secret partner, General Chang (who was in charge of the military base where the stolen stealth materials for Carver's stealth boat originated from). Bond especially grows to respect her when she playfully, but firmly, rejects his attempts at seduction. Carver brings them both aboard his private ship to gloat that he will control the world's media after he gets exclusive coverage rights to the impending war, which will begin when the ship launches missiles at a British craft. At the last minute, however, Wai breaks free and creates a distraction that allows Bond to disable the missiles, kill Carver, and escape with her as the ship self-destructs. She and Bond then give in to the mutual attraction they had both been fighting during the mission, and become lovers.

In the film's novelization by Raymond Benson, Wai Lin has an entire chapter devoted to introduce her character, detailing "her involvement with the Chinese People's External Security Force, her training, her skills, and many other facets of her life that made her a real person. Her relationship with Bond is also much more realistic."^[1]

In the 1999 video game adaptation of the film, Wai Lin is both a playable (Mission 9: Market District, Saigon) and a non-playable character (Mission 10: Stealth Boat, Ha Long Bay).^[2] A one/sixth scale action figure of her was released by Sideshow Collectibles in 2001.^[3]

In early scripts for Die Another Day, Wai Lin was to make a return, aiding Bond in Hong Kong (if this had happened, Wai Lin would have been only the second Bond Girl in history to appear in two films). However, this idea fell through so Wai Lin was replaced by Chinese Intelligence agent Mr. Chang (played by Ho Yi) in the finished film.^[4]

The character was very well received. After the film's release, Wai Lin proved so popular with fans and critics that MGM abortively considered developing a spin-off film based on her.^[5]

LIFE named Wai Lin the 11th best Bond girl of all time.^[6] In 2010, Entertainment Weekly ranked her as the seventh best Bond girl, calling this "savvy Chinese agent" one of the few "wom[e]n of color to match wits with 007" and "the first one you could take seriously."^[7] In 2012, the International Business Times included Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin among the top ten "most stunning" Bond girls of all time.^[8] She was also included on the list of the 20 best Bond girls by Virgin Media, who called her "an equal match for Bond",^[9] as well as on a similar list by 3MMM.^[10]

MensXP.com ranked the "sexy and stern at the same time" Wai Lin as the seventh top Bond girl of all time;^[11] Fandomania ranked her as the second best Bond girl, stating that she was "the right type of Bond Girl at the right point in action cinema’s evolution;"^[12] and Rope of Silicon ranked her as 20th, calling her "fantastic" and opining Yeoh "will never be forgotten as a one-time Bond girl."^[13] UGO.com noted that "Bond actually grows to respect the Chinese agent after she playfully but firmly spurns his romantic advances - one of the very few Bond Girls to pull that off!"

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CONNOISSEURS,

KEEP YER CUTLASS RAZOR SHARP TO CUT A DEAL TO GET HOLD OF THIS TREASURE!!!

A TREASURE CHEST OF A GIFT~!~!~!

ONE WILL ALWAYS BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL~!~!~

NEW UNOPENED AND FACTORY SEALED THERE IS A FLAW IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER-SEE PHOTOS!

TIMES UP~!~!~!

WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!~!~!~!~!~!~!

HELLRAISER-SKINLESS JULIA-REMOVABLE BANDAGES-2003-NEW~!

 

 

 

 

SKINLESS JULIA

HELLRAISER

SERIES 2

2003

NEW

REMOVABLE BANDAGES

2 EXTRA SKINLESS ARMS

BLOODY HEART

ONE SECTION TO THE PILLAR OF SOULS

NECA-REEL TOYS

 

IN THE DEPTHS OF OUR MOST NIGHTMARISH THOUGHTS LIES BIZARRE AND NEFARIOUS THINGS THAT WE CATCH IN THE CORNER OF OUR EYE....

AND THEN.....

THEY AREN'T THERE.....

YOU WILL WISH THIS ONE  FLEETING GLIMPSE OF SKINLESS JULIA DOES NOT BECOME A STARK-DARK-NEFARIOUS REALITY.....

THE HELLRAISER FILM SERIES FROM THE DEPTHS OF CLIVE BARKER'S UNBOUND IMAGINATION AND WRITINGS GIVE YOU SKINLESS JULIA,

AN IMMORAL,

UNETHICAL

WAS ONCE A PERSON OF CHARACTER.....

YOUR  SKINLESS JULIA  COMES COMPLETELY 

BOUND AND WRAPPED IN BANDAGES....

BUT FRET NOT.....

FOR

THE BANDAGES

ARE REMOVABLE

AND GIVE YOU

THE UNSUBTLE SURPRISE

OF AN ENTIRE

SKINLESS JULIA,

 

RESURRECTED FROM THE

BLOODY MATTRESS F

ROM THE CENOBITES GRASP

BY THE MOST DISTURBING

DOCTOR CHANNARD (LATER TO HAVE FATE AND THE CENOBITES TRANSFORMED THE GOOD DOCTOR INTO A

CENOBITE

"THE SURGEON"

WITH PRECISE

PINPOINT DETAIL

AND EXCELLENT

TRUE TO DEATH

COLORS, 

REEL TOYS - NECA

WILL SEND SHIVERS UP YOUR SPINE AS SKINLESS JULIA

BECOMES YOURS~!~!~!~

ARMED WITH,

NO PUN INTENDED, TWO EXTRA SKINLESS ARMS

AND

A MOST BLOODY HEART....

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT???

ON CARD THAT IS FLAT AND UMARRED,  THIS FANTASTIC PIECE IS VIRTUALLY CASE-FRESH~!,

THE MOLDED BUBBLE, IS INTACT AND CLEAR~!

THE INTERIOR AND CONTENTS ARE NEW, UNOPENED AND FACTORY SEALED AND IN UTTERLY PRISTINE CONDITION

CLIVE BARKER WOULD MOST CERTAINLY APPROVE OF THIS COOL FIND~!~

KNOW THAT YOU GET A SECTION, THE STAND FOR THE PILLAR OF SOULS

YOU GET ONE SECTION-YOU NEED COLLECT THE ENTIRE SERIES 2 OF HELLRAISER TO AQUIRE THE ENTIRE

PILLAR OF SOULS.

ASTUTE,

UNIQUE

HELLRAISER COLLECTORS.....

JULIA LOVER'S

HELLRAISERLOVERS....

ONES WITH THE MOST NEFARIOUS OF TASTES,,,

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