JEFF FOXWORTHY 12"TALKING DOLL SAYS 12 REDNECK PHRASES-unique and truly a gas~!~

JEFF FOXWORTHY 12"TALKING DOLL SAYS 12 REDNECK PHRASES-unique and truly a gas~!~

JEFF FOXWORTHY 12"TALKING DOLL SAYS 12 REDNECK PHRASES-unique and truly a gas~!~ From Blue Collar Comedy Tour we present to you a talking "Jeff Foxworthy" doll!!! This 12 inch tall soft bodied Jeff Foxworthy doll will give you his observations and redneck humor taken straight from his award winning stand-up routine, much from the first Blue Collar Comedy Tour Kick back and get ready to  laugh. Here are the side-splitting phrasesthis Jeff Foxworthy doll will say to you just by squeezing his left hand: MY MOTHER WILL NOT DRIVE 55 MILES PER HOUR IN A RENTAL CAR. SHE'S DOING DOUGHNUTS IN THE GROCERY STORE PARKING LOT. IF YOUR FRONT PORCH COLLAPES AND KILLS MORE THAN 3 DOGS...YOU MIGHT WIDJADIDJA...YOU DID BRING YOUR TRUCK, WIDJADIDJA??? AORTA, I AORTA CUT THAT GRASS DOWN BY THE BALLFIELD, SO KIDS DON'T GET HURT!!! IF YOU THIN K N'SYNC IS WHERE YOUR DIRTY DISHES ARE..YOU MIGHT... IF YOU REFER TO THE FIFTH GRADE AS YOUR SENIOR YEAR.. YOU MIGHT... IF THE U.F.O. HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A DAY...YOU MIGHT... IF GOING TO THE BATHROOM AT NIGHT INVOLVES SHOES AND A FLASHLIGHT...YOU MIGHT... SHOW ME A  3 YEAR OLD IN A FLEA MARKET IN HIS UNDERPANTS DRINKING COCA-COLA FROM A BABY BOTTLE AND I'LL SHOW YOU A FUTURE NASCAR FAN!!! MY DEFINITION OF A REDNECK IS A GLORIOUS ABSENCE OF SOFISTICATION!!! IF YOU PREFER TO WALK ON THE EXCESS LENGTH OF YOUR JEANS RATHER THAN HEM THEM...YOU MIGHT.. IF YOU OWE THE TAXIDERMIST MORE THAN YOUR ANNUAL INCOME...YOU MIGHT... A great conversation piece!!! Great for a gift of laughter!!! For a friend,for a party, a house warming gift and on... For Jeff Foxworthy or Blue Collar Comedy Tour fans, go ahead, treat yourself...you're worth it!!! For animated doll collectors make your connoisseurs collection ready, here is a welcome addition!!! New, unopened and in pristine condition. YOU DON'T GET THIS HERE DOLL AND IFFIN' YOUR A GONNA HAVE A PAR--TEE, ER SUM COMPANY, THEN YOUR HOUSE WILL BE AS QUIET AS A FOAM RUBBER WIND CHIME!!! WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING!!!!!!! we always combine shipping~!!!~  WE INVITE YOU TO HAVE YOUR SOUND ON AS THERE IS MUSIC FOR YOU AS YOU PERUSE OUR MANY LISTINGS~!!!~  WE ALWAYS COMBINE SHIPPING~!!!~  WE INVITE YOU TO ASK ANY QUESTIONS AND SEE OUR FEEDBACK TO VIEW OUR STORES PHILOSOPHY~!~!~!  FIND OUR EBAY STORE:  Jojokenv-and on FACEBOOK twitter  jojokejohn  lovethemtoyz  blogger-blogspot:  spikusyo  netlog  tumblr  and  our youtube:  MrJojokellc Slideshow of our stores toys  ALSO TAKE A PEEK:  CROSSöEYED CAT CöLLECTION  WE SEAL YOUR ITEMS IN AIR TIGHT PLASTIC TO PRESERVE THEIR CONDITION AND PROTECT ON THEIR SOJOURN TO YOUR HOME~!~!~!  PLEASE PERUSE OUR E-BAY STORE WE’VE OVER 400 ITEMS AND ADD NEW ITEMS OFTEN~!~!~!  WE INVITE ALL INTERNATIONAL BUYERS~!~!~!  CUSTOMS FEES ARE BUYERS~!!!~  PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR E-MAIL NEWSLETTER TO KEEP YOU UPDATED+!+!+!+